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{"type":"standard","title":"The Change We Choose","displaytitle":"The Change We Choose","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7722080","titles":{"canonical":"The_Change_We_Choose","normalized":"The Change We Choose","display":"The Change We Choose"},"pageid":28341712,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/The_Change_We_Choose.jpg","width":246,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/The_Change_We_Choose.jpg","width":246,"height":400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1229617353","tid":"878b68d3-2ce4-11ef-bc8e-a79c8b1d7dbb","timestamp":"2024-06-17T20:02:31Z","description":"2010 book by Gordon Brown","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Change_We_Choose","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Change_We_Choose?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Change_We_Choose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Change_We_Choose"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Change_We_Choose","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Change_We_Choose","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Change_We_Choose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Change_We_Choose"}},"extract":"The Change We Choose: Speeches 2007–2009 is a book of speeches by Gordon Brown.","extract_html":"
The Change We Choose: Speeches 2007–2009 is a book of speeches by Gordon Brown.
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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